You all ready to watch the horse race? *spits out sunflower seeds on floor*
Me and my mom text
(Source: mutilates)
(Source: gucciballs)
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
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if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me
(Source: addictings)
*hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth
okay what the fuck
like if ur on earth reblog if ur nearby
